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#Oxfess471834

5th July 20:45

I’m an MPhil student working 50+ hour weeks every vac to pay fees…and then I see the Sant president crowdfunding for degree when family is loaded and goes to every single formal smh


#Oxfess471833

23rd May 01:53

you call yourself an academic weapon, i however am an academon


#Oxfess471832

19th May 12:26

Oxlol to my girlfriend whose face lit up when I told her her birthday present was ‘something fun’ and immediately asked if it was a strap on


#Oxfess471830

30th April 13:07

@Girl in the pink tube top and floral sarong in duke Humphrey’s I live for your premature summer fashion. We should all be more you. ?


#Oxfess471829

15th April 19:37

Has anyone seen the wizard in the GLink, or is it just me? ????? (they wear a long cloak and occasionally a hat)


#Oxfess471827

6th March 03:26

Oxlove to showers and the type problem sheet breakthroughs that occur under hot soapy water.


#Oxfess471826

4th March 21:41

oxlove to chris thorogood. he gorg


#Oxfess471824

4th February 22:07

Average union hack: Speaking of Elon Musk, of course I have never had X in my life.


#Oxfess471823

31st January 22:45

oxhate to there being no eduroam in my bathroom. i am trying to sext with 40 yo single milfs near Keble


#Oxfess471821

18th January 18:06

Do any Swedes know a place I can get prinsesstårta? Skulle ge vad som helst för en bit:(((


#Oxfess471820

15th January 18:17

Congrats to JM who won the closest Union election ever for CCS 🤩


#Oxfess471818

4th January 18:40

If there is a Jeffer Alvarez somewhere here (or if anyone knows of them), please make yourself known, I found your card earlier this evening on Broad Street, and would like to return it.


#Oxfess471817

7th November 11:28

Thank you to the people who stay longer in the library than me, when I am doing an allnighter. Knowing you have it worse than me is the only thing that keeps me going.


#Oxfess471816

30th October 21:15

So is eating two to three tesco mealdeals healthy as long as I change up the sandwich and/or the crisps?


#Oxfess471815

28th October 14:20

Emma Watson just spottet in Nando’s eating a whole chicken by herself. She was also sneaking free refills in her Griffindor mug.


#Oxfess471814

17th October 18:19

Oxlove to not having to use the DB2 bathroom, I can now reliably go to the bathroom without them being blocked... It is heaven in comparison!


#Oxfess471813

4th September 18:28

Yo does this work easily


#Oxfess471812

12th June 19:12

Oxlove to the random guy walking through the rain playing the bagpipes.


#Oxfess471811

11th June 20:43

Oxhate to the Gadfly. Obviously money laundering.


#Oxfess471810

31st May 19:04

quick poll: Should oil companies be allowed to fund PhDs? Like for yes, heart for no


#Oxfess471809

31st May 13:08

Oxlove to ES @ Catz, you have such good fun and banter


#Oxfess471808

26th May 07:29

OUCA Committee as Game of Thrones Characters: TQ: Olenna Tyrell RS: Catelyn Stark CVR: Daenerys Targaryen CA: Robert Baratheon FB: Renly Baratheon CB: Tormund Giantsbane DB: Stannis Baratheon CC: Tyrion Lannister CCCC: Varys GD: Ned Stark JDD: Oberyn Martell PW: Peter Baelish DV: Qybu
more...


#Oxfess471807

14th May 14:36

I wish I was rejected


#Oxfess471806

11th May 13:33

First Malala and now EMMA WATSON???? Linacre really do be slaying these days 🤠


#Oxfess471805

7th May 16:01

Are many people buying tickets for the Oxford Union ball? Even with access membership, the price for one member and a guest is still £220 🥵


#Oxfess471804

1st May 15:32

Secret society, 9 pm every Monday at Christchurch, room in Tom quad. Tory or something


#Oxfess471803

25th April 19:48

wonder if there is anyone attending Cannes Film Festival this year ? potentially a WhatsApp group? Really want to be connected!


#Oxfess471802

23rd April 01:40

Northern Lights seen above Bodleian. They spin?


#Oxfess471801

26th March 16:54

Thank God they made the puffer jackets black! I keep spilling so much coffee down myself during my one-on-one library study time.


#Oxfess471800

26th March 16:52

Has anybody seen Mr. Why on around their collage? I cant seem to get a clear email back from him and exams are getting closer! #MoreLikeMrWhere !!!!


#Oxfess471799

21st March 13:51

Oxhate to the Mertonian at Penryn today. I wanted to get away from Oxford smh


#Oxfess471798

4th March 08:25

chloe from HP ball come to st catherine’s bop on Saturday.


#Oxfess471797

26th February 04:54

L@W I want you to pop my cherry like I wanted to pop your balloons at the W Bop tonight


#Oxfess471795

25th February 15:47

Oxlove to Christ Church for the duck orgy underway on Tom Quad lawn 😳


#Oxfess471794

21st February 16:19

Oxhate to >1.5 hours of prelab prep work -_-


#Oxfess471793

5th February 21:43

Oxsorry to whoever had my trauma poetry accidentally dumped on them in the vere harmsworth. I will stop writing it on the back of my to-do lists and storing it in my laptop case. Promise I’m doing okay.


#Oxfess471792

2nd February 00:24

Oxhate to the people shagging in Trinity library, trying to finish a history essay here.


#Oxfess471791

16th January 22:25

Oxshit is officially a biohazard!


#Oxfess471790

16th January 19:06

can someone catch me up on the chch puffer guy lore


#Oxfess471789

16th January 12:23

The the scoundrel @U with the human indecency to dedicate on the floor of a bathroom, own up and explain what on earth you were thinking!


#Oxfess471787

1st December 22:56

Students are entitled and somewhat incompetent. Thoughts?


#Oxfess471786

6th November 18:18

OxLOVE to the girl with the black strappy stiletto heels at the Union Ball.


#Oxfess471785

10th August 22:07

hey just testing


#Oxfess471784

28th February 14:51

oxhahahahaaaaa to RS @ K


#Oxfess471669

6th August 03:33

Oxfess should be Alive


#Oxfess471657

2nd April 15:37

Self-isolation has made me realise just how little I like other human beings. I am sick of all the self-censorship and pro-socialist pandering I have to engage with every day just to keep some Commie nutter from looking at me like a war criminal.


#Oxfess471655

21st November 17:31

LL from earth sciences, if you’re gonna fall asleep every lecture why turn up hun. Paying 9 grand for a seat to nap in


#Oxfess471654

20th November 10:07

6 weeks in and still haven’t had a shit


#Oxfess471651

19th November 21:36

This is the first official #Oxfess on oxfess.com!


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#Oxfess471834

5th July 20:45

I’m an MPhil student working 50+ hour weeks every vac to pay fees…and then I see the Sant president crowdfunding for degree when family is loaded and goes to every single formal smh


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